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| Phone Post: An update from my PHS! |
[21 Mar 2004|09:53pm] |
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Like oh my gawd this is working! Hey everyone, this is Yuffie and I'm like, making a phone post from my PHS! Oh my gawd what should I say! So like, my dad still won't let me have my computer back. How lame is that? I'm like, SO pissed off.
I want to be on the beach having fun in the sun at Costa del Sol, not stuck in Wutai! This place is borings-ville! My dad like, made me return the clothes I got and I was like, crying when I had to take them back. They looked SO cute on me. Life is so unfair!
So like, I had an interview at the materia store and the dude said he'd call me back. I think I like, have a good chance 'cuz I know lots about materia. So I'll like, find out soon if I'm gonna work there. He like, still hasn't called back. Oh my gawd! What if he's like, trying to call right now?
Well I better hang up or else I'll run up my PHS bill. I'm outties!
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| AAARGH! Dads are dumb! |
[14 Mar 2004|12:18am] |
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LIKE OMG. I swear, my dad needs to STOP treating me like a little girl. I am SO tired of it!
So, Cid leaves a comment on here saying that like my dad wants him to cancel the Costa del Sol trip?! It's like, what the hell? I can't believe it. Like, he knows how much I was looking forward to it...like, this is just the latest thing he's done.
Is it like really THAT big of a deal that I skipped ONE day of lessons to go shopping? Like GAWD! A girl needs her shopping breaks every once in a while, y'know? So like, I guess he's still mad at me for telling him to shut up or whatever 'cuz he said that like, for this week that he's gonna take the cables to my computer and hide them where like, even I can't find them. And then! He's like, next week you aren't going ANYWHERE unless escorted by me. Like how lame is THAT? Like...he's treating me like such a kid! And I'm 16! It's like, I think I'm mature enough y'know? I'm like too old to get grounded!
A week without shopping or going online? Like OMG, I'm gonna go so crazy. I am like so TIRED of this shit! Grr! I have no idea what the deal is with this Costa del Sol thing. He better let me go...like OMG, does he want me to be MISERABLE or something? Like, maybe I can try and make a phone post or something if I can figure out how to do that, 'cuz he is SO not taking my PHS away! GAWD! This totally bites. I'll try and call you guys with my PHS if I can. GRRRRR!
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| Adults are SO lame! |
[11 Mar 2004|03:15pm] |
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Like OMG so today when it was time for my lessons my teacher was like, so Yuffie why didn't you attend yesterday? So I was all, I went shopping and got the CUTEST outfit to wear when I'm in Costa del Sol! And then she was like all, I'm disappointed in you Yuffie, you need to take your lessons more seriously and then she said something about "priorities" or something and so I'm all like thinking GAWD this is so bogus!
And like, if that wasn't enough, she must have like told my dad because he was like, so Yuffie, I heard you decided to skip your lessons yesterday to go shopping, and I was all, I didn't skip class! And he was like all, don't lie to me Yuffie, your teacher told me that you weren't there yesterday, so I was all like SHUT UP dad! So like my dad is probably like hella pissed at me but like, WHATEVER, it's not my fault that my stupid teacher told him I went shopping! GAWD. Why do adults have to ruin the fun? Like, I hope I'm not one when I grow up!
Like, I still haven't heard from the materia store yet. Maybe I'll hear sometime soon so I can like go do an interview or something. That would be kinda cool if I got a job! Like not 'cuz my dad told me to, but so I could like buy even MORE clothes! And at least I could do something instead of having to do homework, LOL!
OH GAWD my dad's bitching at me now to get off the computer because he says I need to like do my homework and that I'm in big trouble. WHATEVER! It's like, what's gonna be more important in my future -- schoolwork or a totally cute outfit? I think we ALL know the answer to that.
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| Shopping day!!!!!! |
[10 Mar 2004|08:20pm] |
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First off! I re-designed my journal! Doesn't it look totally pretty? I have like the BEST sense of style!!!!!
So OK like, when I was out shopping I get this PHS call from Cid, mmmkay? Between all the $#!@%'s and the %@$%@#'s the old man somehow managed to tell me that like, they'd taken care of things in Midgar. So, like, I decided to just spend the rest of the afternoon shopping. Like it's probably better that way anyway, though. I like REALLY did not want to get all naseous taking the ferry all the way there. Like, sorry Vincent. I'm glad they got you back! Do I like, still get that Sense materia anyway? I was getting really excited over it, but if not I GUESS I can handle the disappointment.
So like, after that PHS call I thought like, OK, do I want to go back and do my lessons with my private tutor, or do I want to keep shopping? So I was like, DUH Yuffie, you want to keep shopping! I totally LOVE the shops here in Wutai. Like, support your local businesses! So anyway like, I kept shopping and I found the CUTEST outfit to wear around Costa del Sol when I'm not showing off my totally hot bod on the beach! Don't you love it? And I look like such a cutie in it! It cost like 1340 gil but it was TOTALLY worth it, don't you think? I just put it on like, the charge card that's linked to my dad's account. He says that if I like, keep wanting to buy these totally cute clothes then I'm gonna have to get a job. But if I got a job then that means I'd have to do like, work! So like, I dunno, I'm gonna see if I can maybe get a job at the materia store. Like, that would be totally COOL 'cuz like, y'know, I know LOTS about materia, and I might even get employee discounts! That would like totally ROCK! I like, filled out an application on the way home from shopping, so I should like hear back from them soon.
11 days until Costa del Sol! Well, techincally, 10 days since we're leaving on the 20th to fly and check in to the hotel and stuff but like...I don't even wanna THINK about that because I know I'm gonna totally feel like puking. Is someone gonna keep me company when I'm like feeling like crap on the minijet? I hope that like Scarlet and Hojo's test experiment girls and the fangirl will all be there because like, y'know, girls just wanna have fun! Like, anyone wanna sing a karaoke duet with me this year? Lemme know what songs I could sing!
Like OMG! I need to start thinking about packing! Usually I like, pack for vacations way earlier than this! But like, I think I'll try to keep a light load this time. Maybe 5 suitcases will do? I hope one of you guys will help me carry my luggage! Oh GAWD! What should I bring? I think I better go through my stuff and like, figure this out. I'm outties!
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| Like, an update. |
[08 Mar 2004|09:30pm] |
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So like, OK. I'm feeling a bit better now. Sorry for like getting so upset. But I was like really hurt okay?
Like, to cheer myself up I went thong shopping, since Rufus gave me the idea. I got some REALLY cute thongs but like, I wasn't able to get any pictures of them. Oh well, sorry to disappoint you guys!
Vincent, like thank you SO much for the Enemy Skill materia. That is like SO sweet of you.
And Cid...hey old man? Like...I'm sorry about the pictures, OK? I didn't think that you'd really miss them that much or anything, because some of them were like kinda...weird y'know? But like...Reno told me he'd give me materia if I did it. And now he didn't so he's a meanie! Like...GAWD Reno, I had to take a ferry from Wutai to Rocket Town and back just to do it, and I almost puked both ways! The things I do for people!
But like, whatever. I learned a lesson, I promise! I will only steal pictures if Reno gives me the materia first only steal pictures for people I trust never steal anyones's photo stash! But, OK, let's get one thing straight, mmmkay? I like totally SWEAR I did not take Tifa's bra. Like come on old man! That pervy fanboy took the button from my pants! Like GROSS-NESS! And like don't you think if I'd been part of it I would've made him give me his materia stash? So like, there, I am totally innocent, OK? And oh yeah, Cloud, you know how you said I could have any of his body parts if you ever find him again? Well like, all I have to say is, "Chop them off!", LOL! Just like you were gonna do to that pervy scumbag Corneo! GAWD he was such a creep! Gross-ness!
Like OK, so I'm feeling a lot better now. But try and be a little nicer to me guys, y'know? Like okay, maybe I do have a stealing problem, but like, that just makes me who I am! Just like Cid and his swearing! Vincent and his mutations! Cloud and his...cross-dressing...er...anyway, like, I have some ideas on how you could be nicer to me.
Ways You Can Be Nicer To Yuffie!!!
1) Instead of yelling at Yuffie tell her how pretty she is!
2) Like TOTALLY surprise her with a gift! Materia is great! Gil is also nice.
3) Take her shopping! It's like her favoritest thing in the world!
4) If she's like on a plane or a boat and she feels like she's gonna puke, keep her company! You don't realize how scared she gets!
5) Tell her dad to back off! She is like 16 and she can do things for herself!
6) Give her totally HOT pictures of yourself!
7) Just like, hang out with her! She really enjoys having fun and she's the funnest girl to be around!
So like, maybe if you do one nice thing to me a day, your lives will be like totally be filled with happiness! Like, you should do at least one nice thing for somebody every day, y'know? But at the very least you should like, be nice to me.
So like no hard feelings, OK everyone? Like OMG I love you all! You are my bestest friends ever!
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| Like, I hate the world! |
[08 Mar 2004|03:15pm] |
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LIKE OMG! Why does everyone hate me!
It's like, OK, Cid is all saying that I took Tifa's bra. And it's like OMG I totally didn't I thought we covered that old man! So like, OK, maybe I did borrow his PG-rated picture stash but...like, GAWD! Why does everyone take advantage of me? Is it because I'm a total hottie? I mean like GAWD! Reno TOLD me that like he was going to give me materia for it and he KNOWS that's like my total weakness...well, except for shopping and boys. But OMG I'm getting sidetracked now.
So like OK I'm tired of everyone treating me like a little girl and blaming me for everything! I'm 16, HELLO, I am a young woman so start treating me like one! It's like GAWD I get enough of this from my dad anyway. It's like, GAWD, I thought you understood me guys! Like I told you about Wutai already. GAWD. So this is what I get for like trying to help my city out? Like I THOUGHT we settled this. I am NOT a thief! I just like, take stuff sometimes.
Like GAWD. Thanks a lot everyone, I'm crying now. Like OMG. Life is SO not fair. First everyone like all HATES me and shit, and like on top of that I don't have a boyfriend, and then everyone is like using big words to make me feel stupid and stuff. It's like GAWD. Try and understand what I have to live with! Like OMG it's not easy being this hot you know?
So like what's next? My dad will tell me that I like, can't go to Costa del Sol or something? Like GAWD! I hate being 16! Nobody trusts me! GAWD! And like OMG if you knew what I had to go through every month then MAYBE you'd be a little nicer to me! GAWD! HELLO, is that too much to ask people?
And one last thing old man! If you're like SO scared about me puking in your minijet then like FINE I won't go to Costa del Sol if that's what you want. GAWD you could be a little nicer about it. Like do you think I WANT to puke everytime I go on a plane? It's not like I'm like OMG I wanna puke on Cid's plane just to piss him off! Like GAWD don't you know me better than that?
Like I try to do something nice for you guys by inviting you to Costa del Sol and this is what I get in return? Well gawd then, THANKS ALOT.
OMG I need to go punch something now. Or like, maybe go shopping.
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| HOT HOT HOT! |
[07 Mar 2004|11:10pm] |
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LIKE OH MY GAWD. I FOUND IT.
Like....the PERFECT swimsuit.
Like...gawd...I can't even begin to like, describe how perfect it is. It's SO totally cute and I look WAY hot in it. Like, I could totally tell everyone at the store was like OH MY TOTAL GAWD SHE IS SUCH A TOTAL HOTTIE! Like...WOW. The peepz in Costa del Sol like, won't know what hit them. It is like, JUST what I wanted. A two piece to show off my totally hot body, and it's GREEN! My favoritest color EVER!
So like, obviously shopping today was a TOTAL success. I'm getting so psyched about Costa del Sol!
Oh yeah, so like, I guess now Hojo isn't dead? Like what's up with THAT? He was like always so...creepy. GROSS-NESS! But it seems that like, he found some girls and they are like SO NICE! I wonder if they'll be in Costa del Sol so we can like totally go shopping and do karaoke (they like TOTALLY liked my singing they said!!!!) and like, buy tons of AWESOME stuff like materia, hot clothes, scrunchies, and materia.
OK, so like, there was this guy I saw when I was shopping today, mmmkay? And I was like WOW he is a major babe. And like...he was like HELLA smiling at me and I was like OMG! I bet he thinks I'm totally hot! But like then....his boyfriend came and they were holding hands and I was like WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN! I mean like I think gay people are totally cool but like HELLO where are all the straight guys at! Like come ON there's got to be some hottie out there who has good enough taste in girls to see that I am a total hottie and the best person to be around. So like yeah...like GAWD! Guys are either jerks or gay. What is up with THAT? Maybe I'll meet someone in Costa del Sol. OMG that would be so awesome. And we'd be like on the beach so we'd already be like half-naked anyway and I'd be like mmm HELLO break me off a piece of THAT! LOL, like maybe I shouldn't get my hopes up too much.
So like, I thought of something deep tonight. Y'know...like, if we didn't have clothes, we'd be naked. It's like, it's one of those things you don't think about but when you do it's like WHOA, what if that really DID happen?
Like COME ON, how could a guy resist me? I'm smart, I'm funny, and not to mention that I'm a TOTAL hottie. GAWD! Guys these days have no taste. But WHATEVER, I am like not even going to waste my time THINKING about them! Well unless I see a total studmuffin on the beach, but y'know...the most important thing is to like, have fun! The beach, shopping, Gold Saucer, and me in a bathing suit. Like, how much more fun than that can you get?
So like...OH MY GAWD DAD SHUT UP! He's like hella telling me I need to get off the computer! Like WHATEVER! He just wants to use it for himself! Like OMG he doesn't even clear the history after he uses it. And like you should see some of the sites he looks at. "Maidens of Midgar"? "Honeybee Hotties"? And like...GAWD...he's even looked at websites of Tifa before. It's like, EWWW! GROSS-NESS! That's like something you do NOT want to know about your dad, y'know? Like...GAWD!
OK well like...I guess I better log off now so my dad can like, go look at Maidens of Midgar or whatever. Like...GAWD! I'm getting off the computer now dad so SHOVE IT! Gawd!
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| I love materia! |
[04 Mar 2004|08:00pm] |
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OMG Zax is gonna give me the Fire materia he found! Even though I already have like, a billion of them, I am still totally thrilled! WHOOOOOO!
Oh and speaking of materia...
...psst...psst...(Reno! Pay up or I'll go ninja on your ass!)
So like anyway. Costa del Sol update! Cloud said he's ride his chocobo so like, now we have extra room in the minijet! And also he like, invited us to stay at the place he bought last time! Thanks Cloud! Like, for a million gil you'd thing we'd use it once in a while, LOL!
In other news! Like, I TOTALLY need to get a bathing suit. It has to be like HOT and a two-piece of course, so everyone can see what a total hottie I am. Anyone wanna come with me? Cloud, seems like something you'd be interested in, LOL!
So like oh my GAWD guess what happened today. There was some TOTALLY pervy freak and he was like all checking me out and shit and I'm all like HELLS NO! GROSS-NESS! It's like just...NO! Like OMG I swear if he tried anything I was gonna SO kick him in the nuts. And you know I would!
OK, like, I haven't been shopping in 2 whole days, mmmkay? And I'm like going crazy! Two days is like way too long to go without shopping, OMG.
Like I was doing sparring practice today right? And my dad was like, you're not trying hard enough, so I'm all, EXCUSE me, I'm not like PERFECT or anything! So he's like all, don't raise your voice at me young lady. So I was all like, SHUT UP dad. GAWD! Sometimes he like, totally pisses me off! OMG I am SO glad that I will like, be getting away from him for spring break.
So like, I have homework to do now. It's hella dumb, I mean, it's like, what do I need math for? It's like, HELLO, I'm not going to be a calculator when I grow up! Gawd! So I guess I better do that.
Like, someone PLEASE go shopping with me!
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| LIKE OMG!!!!!!!!! |
[03 Mar 2004|03:30pm] |
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OK, like, there's a few things I need to say, mmmkay?
1) Like...OK, when somebody's whispering to somebody else, you are like, NOT supposed to listen! GAWD! Like, hasn't anyone heard of privacy?
2) And like...just because I steal stuff sometimes does NOT make me a thief! Like, what would I do with Tifa's bra anyway? Use it as like, a parachute to jump out of Cid's minijet with?
OH! And that brings me to:
3) HEY OLD MAN! Well SORRY if I just so happen to get airsick on planes! Gawd! You should be nicer to me!
Like OMG. You like, better be glad I'm psyched about going to Costa del Sol or I would have to TOTALLY kick some ass. Not that I like, don't kick ass already, 'cuz I do, but like, I mean REALLY kick people. In the ass! I AM a ninja, y'know!
Oh yeah...
...psst...psst...(Hey Reno! You promised me a shiny materia!)
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| Costa del Sol, here I come! Whooooooooo! |
[02 Mar 2004|08:32pm] |
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OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD!
I'm so psyched!
So I like, asked my dad if I could go to Costa del Sol for spring break and he said YES! I was totally shocked! But...OMG. It's gonna be hella awesome. Even though I don't wanna go on the plane to get there...Gawd, I really hate airplanes and I just KNOW I'm gonna have to puke during the flight. But anyway! Like, if you wanna come along, let me know! I want EVERYONE to come along! Except Cait Sith...Gawd, he's so WEIRD! But like, anyway, yeah, let me know so I can make reservations at the inn! Just...like, we can't go back into the materia store there because of...um, my five-finger discount the last time we visited, LOL!
Oh yeah! I got AIM! Like, everyone, add me to your buddy list! So if you wanna chat, give me a buzz!
I feel like shopping. Anyone know some good materia stores? Like...ones that I DON'T already know about? Hmm...also, I'm gonna need a totally CUTE bathing suit for Costa del Sol. OMG, I can't wait!!! I'm like...gonna spend ALL my time on the beach.
OH! I just totally got an idea! While we're in the area, we should TOTALLY go to the Gold Saucer too! I hope you all saved your lifetime tickets! This is gonna be the BEST spring break ever.
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| Like OMG! My new Journal! |
[02 Mar 2004|05:25pm] |
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So like, I got one of these journals 'cuz I know you're like, DYING to know everything that goes on in my life! Aren't you lucky? LOL!
Today I like, totally went shopping and I saw the COOLEST materia. It was like, totally shiny and sparkly. So I was like, oh GAWD I need to have this materia, and I asked the dude at the materia store and he was all, yeah this costs 800 gil, do you want it? And so I was like all, SHUT UP, what do I look like, a rich person? It's like...GAWD! Can't a girl even afford materia these days?
Like...I was thinking that a bunch of us should HELLA go to Costa del Sol for spring break! That would be totally awesome! I could like, get a tan and check out all the hotties on the beach. OMG I wanna go so bad now! I totally need to get out of Wutai sometimes, y'know? I hope my dad will let me though, sometimes he's a pain in the ass. Maybe I can bribe him with materia, LOL.
So like, what else was I gonna say? LOL. Oh wait, my PHS is ringing. BRB!
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Like, OK I'm back now. It was a wrong number. Like come ON people learn how to use your PHS! Gawd, it's not that hard! But like, whatever.
OH YEAH! I remembered what I was gonna say, LOL! Like, OK. So I heard the JUICIEST gossip. Get ready for this...
I heard....that Cid has a porn stash of Vincent.
OH GAWD! GROSS-NESS! Like come ON Cid, you're an old man! That is like, kinda creepy.
LOL I think it's kinda funny though. It's not like I like, really care or whatever. Besides, I'm like totally psyched about the Costa del Sol idea. If you wanna do that just hit me up.
Well I think I'm gonna grab some grub now so I'll post here later. I'm outties!
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